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“Funny Doormat” Kit

  • Doormats are 18” x 30” and boot scraper is 12” x 16”
  • All products are made from sustainable coir fibers. Boot scrapers are made of recycled and natural rubber
  • Doormats use high-quality emulsion paint to ensure designs do not fade or bleed

Leave Dirt at Your Doorstep: The “Funny Doormat” kit features two funny doormats that utilize rude sayings to keep your visitors on their toes. The “Not You Again Doormat” exhibits the phrase in bold letters, making guests wonder whether they are genuinely welcome. Likewise, the doormat that says “Leave” also employs a barbed-wire border that will have friends and family chuckling at your doorstep. If you want to dissuade unwelcome solicitors or certain frenemies from coming to your entryways, rude doormats like those included in this kit will undoubtedly express your sentiment.

No Filth Again!: Not only do these unwelcome mats tell guests to leave, but they also do the same to dirt! The coir fibers employed for our rude welcome-mats are stiff, rigid bristles—perfect for scraping the grime from shoe soles. These natural and sustainable threads are exceptional at keeping dirt out of your home! Additionally, the extremely-durable coir strands can resist most weather factors, from moisture to UV rays to ozone to mold. This means the products featured in the “Funny Doormat” kit are well-suited for typical environmental conditions, even the “Traditional” boot scraper!

Humorous Go Away mat in front of door
Humorous Go Away Mat in front of brown door

Bring Out the Fun!

When it comes to home décor, some people may opt for sophistication—only applying aesthetic and refined adornments to their home. However, a hilarious and punny joke can delight guests in a way that classy accessories cannot. Adding a touch of humor and personality can bring a unique charm to your living space, especially in a place you might not expect. If you are the type of person that loves sarcasm, a rude doormat is the ideal addition for you! Have the exterior of your home or business reflect your natural disposition with an “unwelcome” mat. Whether you mean it or not, these rude door mats will have friends and visitors second-guessing how warm their welcome will actually be. While it may seem unconventional to warn guests away from your home, only the truly brave or humorous will remain. A rude doormat conveys a distinctive and playful attitude while also serving practical benefits. Not only will a sarcastic welcome mat ward off unwanted visitors, but it will also impede dirt from entering your home!  Rude welcome-mats are comedic and typically not meant to deter visitors. Even if your doormats say, “Leave!” your loved ones and family will chuckle at the ironic message. The selection of rude door mats is meant to convey jest, creating a conversation starter for those who enter your home. Utilize a unique and silly doormat with an attitude to welcome guests with a laugh!

“Come in Welcome Door Mat”

  • Doormat available in 18″ x 30″
  • PVC backing provides support and a little floor protection
  • Tells your guests to “Come In”, providing a welcoming aesthetic

Stay Out Moisture: These welcome mats are made out of coir, also known as coco. Coco coir is a heavy-duty fiber taken from the outer husks of coconut shells. This material is moisture resistant due to its ability to absorb moisture. Moisture resistance means that these doormats do not provide the basic circumstances for mold and mildew to form, helping you keep your doorway free from these unwanted growths. Coir doormats can also help prevent moisture from getting inside your home, helping you maintain a clean entryway.

Prevent Guests From Slipping: You will want to make sure your guests are welcomed year round with a safe visit. These welcome mats help with the hindrance of slips and falls. The coir make up of each door entry mat gives these doormats a rough surface texture, providing a non-slippery surface for a more safe entry.

Doormat front of door with leave text
Un-Invite all Guest with this Eco-Friendly Funny Doormat

The Rude, Crude and Funny

Our selection of offensive doormats tells guests to leave in multiple ways. The “Not You Again Doormat” features the capitalized phrase in the middle of a natural brown coir-mat with a diagonally striped border. The “Leave Doormat” cuts straight to the point, with the barbed wire outline deterring any wary visitors. Finally, the “Go Away! Scram! Leave! Humorous Door Mats” features a plethora of unwelcoming phrases such as “Bye-bye!” “Skedaddle!” and “Run along!”. With so many options for rude door mats, you have numerous choices for scaring off visitors. Our rude welcome mats are not only useful for eliciting a chuckle from your guests, but they are also helpful for preventing dirt from entering your home. Not only are our mats rude to visitors, but they are even ruder to filth! Truly, these entrance mats tell dust and debris to “Leave!”.

“Go Away! Scram! Leave! Humorous Door Mats”

  • Painted with vivid colors for a fun aesthetic
  • Welcome your guests with a humorous message
  • Doormat quotes different ways of saying scram!

Nice to Flooring: These coir doormats provide an extra layer of protection for your entryway flooring. The soft texture of coir aids with modest impact reduction, supporting your front doorway with oncoming foot traffic. Also, these coir doormats have a base created out of tough and durable PVC. PVC lining adds a little more protection for your doorway and prevents the rough texture of the coir from rubbing against your flooring.

Welcome a Clean Interior: Do you not want dirt, mud, and other forms of outside filth to scram? Get a little help keeping a cleaner interior using this coco coir doormat. Providing an added level of extra defense against outdoor debris, these doormats make it less likely your home’s interior will be invaded. Coco Coir door mats are famous for riding shoes of junk hiding under your shoes, making it harder for it to get inside and pollute your home’s interior.

“Beware of Dog Welcome Mat”

Husking Coconuts

Doormats for Those with Crude Senses of Humor
Doormats for Those with Crude Senses of Humor

Made From Eco-Friendly Coir Fibers

At Coirmat.com, our rude door mats are made of—you guessed it—coir! Coir is a durable and resilient fiber sourced from coconuts. The threads are soaked, processed, and woven into welcome mats, or unwelcome mats, that withstand heavy foot-traffic. These coconut-fiber mats have a course, bristly texture that can scrape dirt, mud, and debris from the bottoms of any shoes. As a natural material, coir is inherently tough and long-lasting, just like the coconut it comes from. Coconuts are incredibly hardy, as the coconuts must withstand salt water and sunlight to reproduce. The fruit must traverse across bodies of water to sprout on distant shores. Therefore, the coconut and its byproduct (coir) are extremely robust—able to resist moisture, UV rays, and mildew. This makes it the ideal material to utilize in challenging situations, such as enduring the foot traffic of guests and residents. The dense and durable coir fibers trap particles that would otherwise be tracked into your home. By placing our “Not You Again” doormat at your doorstep, you are not only adding a touch of humor but also ensuring a cleaner and more hygienic household.

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“Not You Again Doormat”

“Leave Doormat”

  • Shows a great sense of humor
  • Or it can tell undesirables to go away
  • A great gift for both family and friends

Tells Dirt To Get Out: The “Leave” doormat may be sarcastic and thorny with your guests, but it is outright hostile to outdoor dirt and other debris particles. This is mainly due to the coco fibers, or coir, that makes up the surface of this funny doormat. The fibers are very thick and rough. This is ideal for scraping away the dirt, mud, and rocks that can be stuck on the undersides of people’s shoes. The fibers latch onto the debris and effectively trap them within the doormat itself. The dirt will not stay there forever. They will filter out and truly leave the area once the coco mat is cleaned.

Resists Moisture Damage: Of all the environmental hazards to watch out for, moisture is particularly problematic. Enough moisture over a long enough period of time can stain certain materials. Moisture can even cause the development of mold and mildew, which are both hazardous to health. Fortunately, these are doormats with an attitude against mold and mildew. The coir fibers on these doormats absorb and negate moisture before it can linger for an extended period of time on the doormat.

Invite your Guests in with this Eco-Friendly Doormat
Invite your Guests in with this Eco-Friendly Doormat

Bully Those Dirty Shoes!

If you are finding it difficult to choose between all our different kinds of doormats with attitude, Coir mat.com also offers doormat kits that feature numerous products! Surprise your friends with multiple renditions of rude doormats. When they get used to seeing a “Leave” doormat on your front step, you can startle and delight them with one that says, “Not you again!” The “Funny Doormat Kit” from Coir mat.com includes everything your front doorstep needs for capturing dirt. This entry mat kit contains two offensive doormats and one boot scraper. Two entrance mats mean you have a larger variety of funny jokes to impart to your guests. Certainly, visitors will never get bored on your doorstep with a multitude of rude door mats! Additionally, the boot scraper can clean off the filth caked onto your shoes. Adventurers, daredevils, hikers, construction workers, and anyone who frequently gets their hands and feet dirty will benefit from the enhanced capabilities of our coir and rubber boot scrapers! The vinyl bottoms of the boot scraper and the coir sides are perfect for removing incredibly clingy dirt from the bottoms and sides of your shoes. A coir mat is ideal for capturing debris on your soles, but a boot scraper can scrape mud from the base, edges, and maybe even the tops of your boots (with some maneuvering)! If you are tired of residents and guests tracking dirt into your home, utilize a welcome mat kit with a boot scraper for ultimate protection and prevention.

Our door mats with attitude may have silly and rude messages etched onto their visage, but they are quite serious about their durable, dirt-trapping abilities. As mentioned before, coir fibers are sourced from hardy coconuts—known for their resiliency. Coir is incredibly tough, able to resist moisture, sunlight, ozone, and mold degradation. Coir is also one of the few natural materials that can withstand the salinity of seawater, making this mat the perfect addition to beach houses! No matter where you live, you can always use a rude doormat to scrape the dirt and debris from your shoes. Whether in the snowy mountains or by sandy shores, a coir mat can withstand typical weather conditions. However, when a rude coir-mat is hard at work, it will eventually accumulate a great deal of dust and dirt within the fibers. You must clean your unwelcome mat to keep your doorstep in prime condition. Fortunately, not much effort has to go into maintaining our doormats with an attitude.

“Beware of Dog Welcome Mat”

“Go Away! Scram! Leave!”

“I Will Not Be a Door Mat! Funny Doormat”

  • Available in 18″ x 30″
  • PVC backing provides support and a little bit of floor protection
  • Can be a great and humorous gift!

Provide a Safe Entryway: These funny mats are not only comical; they can enhance the safety of your doorway. These coco coir mats are made out of coir, a coarse fiber. When bundled into these humorous doormats, it provides a level of traction as feet sweep its surface. Having a doorway providing friction below the feet of your guests helps them avoid slipping and sliding as they walk in your doorway. These door mats with attitude can help prevent entryway falls!

Keeper of Dirt: As much as this door says it will not be a doormat, it is a doormat! These funny mats will do an amazing job trapping dirt and debris particles no matter how much their attitude denies it. Coir is a thick but flexible fiber, good for scrubbing those crevices under your shoes. This debris gets struck within its fibers until you are ready to clean it by shaking, brushing, or washing them out.

Doormats with picture of shoes and remove your shoes sign
The doormat with request to remove your shoes with pictures of shoes

Easy to Clean Coir Is the Ideal Outdoor Mat

Unlike washing a car or bathing a pet, cleaning your entry mat does not have to be a big hassle! Lift your “Not you again!” welcome mat and whack off the dust particles. If you have any guests who have developed a love/hate relationship with your rude doormat, recruit them to clean it. They can get their anger out while helping you maintain the product! You do not have to worry about wear and tear, such as foot traffic or occasional beatings, ruining your coir mat. Coir is exceptionally resilient and can withstand these harsh conditions. If an enthusiastic thrashing is not enough to clean off your entryway mat, you can always hose, vacuum, or blow the rug. If you use water, leave the mat dry and place it back on your threshold the next day. Coir is waterproof and dries quickly, ensuring that the rug will not become moldy during cleaning. Coir mats, including our doormats with an attitude, offer easy maintenance along with resilient and excellent dirt-trapping abilities. With their talent for withstanding all types of weather conditions, a coirmat is the perfect choice for residences and buildings virtually anywhere. Adorn your business or home with a “Nice underwear” doormat or an “Oh no, not you again!” doormat for a bit of sarcasm and wit.

“Funny Doormat” Kit

  • Doormats are 18” x 30” and boot scraper is 12” x 16”
  • All products are made from sustainable coir fibers. Boot scrapers are made of recycled and natural rubber
  • Doormats use high-quality emulsion paint to ensure designs do not fade or bleed

Leave Dirt at Your Doorstep: The “Funny Doormat” kit features two funny doormats that utilize rude sayings to keep your visitors on their toes. The “Not You Again Doormat” exhibits the phrase in bold letters, making guests wonder whether they are genuinely welcome. Likewise, the doormat that says “Leave” also employs a barbed-wire border that will have friends and family chuckling at your doorstep. If you want to dissuade unwelcome solicitors or certain frenemies from coming to your entryways, rude doormats like those included in this kit will undoubtedly express your sentiment.

No Filth Again!: Not only do these unwelcome mats tell guests to leave, but they also do the same to dirt! The coir fibers employed for our rude welcome-mats are stiff, rigid bristles—perfect for scraping the grime from shoe soles. These natural and sustainable threads are exceptional at keeping dirt out of your home! Additionally, the extremely-durable coir strands can resist most weather factors, from moisture to UV rays to ozone to mold. This means the products featured in the “Funny Doormat” kit are well-suited for typical environmental conditions, even the “Traditional” boot scraper!

Hello Welcome Goodbye
Hello Welcome Goodbye

Spark the Conversation at the Door

A rude doormat can be a great conversation starter (or stopper, depending on the effect you are going for). Have delivery people and guests chuckling whenever they approach your doorstep with offensive doormats that will weed out the weak-hearted. If you are the type of person that indulges in blunt and dry humor, rude doormats will allow you to convey your personality without even having to open the door. Of course, the sentiment relayed by an unwelcome mat does not have to be genuine. These rude door mats are often utilized for a joke! Nothing screams hilarious like a sweet and caring grandma having an entry mat that says, “Oh no, not you again!”. Mat humor can put visitors at ease. Sometimes a rude doormat can actually invoke the opposite emotion than what is literally intended—making guests feel comfortable with a funny joke. Whether you are utilizing offensive doormats to scare off guests, showcase your personality, or crack a joke—the practical purposes of having a coirmat additionally sweeten the deal.

Coir fibers are inherently tough—in both texture and tenacity! Coir contains many resistances that make them the ideal doormat material. Because they can withstand water, sunlight, and mold, they are ideally suited for handling almost all-weather conditions. Additionally, their hardy nature allows them to retain their shape and structure despite heavy foot-traffic. You do not have to fret about your rude coirmats wearing down over the years. The sturdy and robust fibers are long-lasting and strong, effectively trapping dust and debris over the years. If you want rude welcome-mats that last a long time while also featuring efficient dirt-collection, check out our selection of rude door mats! Express your personality, crack a joke at your guests’ expense, and prevent filth from entering your home simultaneously with a rude doormat. If you have a great sense of humor, these coir-mats are your ideal choice!